THE HANDOUTS
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⛓ LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

ROB THE RICH.
CLAIM YOUR HANDOUT.

5,555 peasants with their hands out on Robinhood Chain. The rich pay their taxes into the vault, and on handout day the vault opens and the peasants live another epoch. And $HANDOUT is coming: 10,000,000 dropped to holders by score, 75% of fees to holders. Just redistribution.

🥣 JOIN THE BREADLINE 🥣

the waitlist, but honest — beg well and you're in

HANDED OUT SO FAR

$—

+ 10,000,000 $HANDOUT dropped by score

THE POT — WAITING FOR THE RICH

$—for now

FIRST HANDOUT DAY

mint +3 daysthen weekly, forever, on chain

$HANDOUT — THE PEOPLE'S TOKEN (SOON)

  • 10,000,000 $HANDOUT — dropped to holders based on your Handout Score.
  • Your Score is earned, not given: how long you've held your peasant × whether you hold your handouts or dump them. It's public, on chain, on the leaderboard. 👑 Kings eat first.
  • 75% of $HANDOUT transaction fees flow straight back to holders. The house takes the small cut for once.

THE TIMELINE

  • NOW — THE BREADLINE IS OPEN
    First 500 confirmed applications that pass the criteria (follow + tweet with your wallet + signed ~50¢ tx) mint guaranteed. Everyone after joins the waitlist — ranked by time of application, bribes and social score, refreshed every 12 hours. The pot is already filling.
  • MINT DAY
    Free mint. 5,555 peasants. Your Handout Score starts counting the moment you mint.
  • MINT +3 DAYS — THE VAULT OPENS
    First handout: everything the rich paid in, distributed to holders — weighted by who still holds. 10-day claim window; unclaimed rolls into the next pot.
  • MINT +8 DAYS — $HANDOUT LAUNCHES
    10,000,000 $HANDOUT dropped by Handout Score. 75% of its fees flow to holders, forever. Score keeps counting after the drop — every day held still pays.
  • EVERY WEEK AFTER — HANDOUT DAY
    The rich pay in, the vault opens, the ledger updates. 👑 Kings eat first.

THE FLYWHEEL — WHY THIS DOESN'T STOP

  1. → The rich airdrop the pot (10% toll, one transaction).
  2. → Every deposit hits the public feed — free marketing for them, a bigger counter for us.
  3. → Holders claim their handouts and hold.
  4. → Holding raises Handout Scores — and scores decide the weekly handouts AND the $HANDOUT drop.
  5. → Kings flex their crowns on the public leaderboard. The village grows.
  6. → More projects want 5,555 proven diamond hands…
  7. ↻ …so the rich airdrop the pot. Again. Forever.
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THE GREAT HANDOUT — SOON

free mint · 5,555 supply · wallet cap applies · you only pay network gas · first 500 confirmed in the breadline mint guaranteed · waitlist ranked by time + bribes + social score

🥣 JOIN THE BREADLINE

☭ THE MANIFESTO — COMMUNIQUÉ №1

  • A spectre is haunting Robinhood Chain — the spectre of handouts.
  • Billionaires shouldn't exist. While we work on that, they can pay the toll. Every empire falls eventually.
  • Quit your job. You've been airdropping your labour to the rich your whole life — it's their turn. (not financial advice. barely life advice.)
  • Seize the means of distribution. We already did — it's a vault, and if it stays shut 30 days, any peasant can force it open. The revolution has a deadman switch.
  • F✊CK THE RICH. (let them support us)
  • PEASANTS OF ALL CHAINS, UNITE — you have nothing to lose but your gas fees.

VOLUNTARY TAXATION — LIVE RECEIPTS

every payment public, forever. the fairest tax office ever built

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